Brandon the Genius

My name is Brandon, I'm 19, and I am the sole survivor of a family chain taken by oddly good talent. No, that's not a good thing. Where's my good talent? Perhaps it's too early to tell. Many of you may know my cousins Phil and Paul Hartnol - the techno duo Orbital. The originator of unique rave culture. My brother, Adam, a highly accomplished physisist and a master artist. My mother and father; their business skills have made them live better than most. Me? I dropped out of highschool and now live in a shack. Let this be a lesson to you all! Stay in school and don't do drugs. HAHA. (ed note: irony optional)