Greetings web, I am Dmitri. Nonetheless. I, Dmitri, am a man of many plans. I am married to Melissa. I am fearsome in creative thought, powerful in insight, bow before my wrath! Moreover I know many good recipes. I like coffee. I am not allergic to cats. I like the idea of making mud huts, but you must realize that this only sounds silly to you because the media has possessed your soul (besides, these will be e-Huts). I bring you enlightenment. But be patient because my enlightenment-inducing presentation is still a few months off. In the meantime have some pasta. I am a respecter of talented musicians, and musical sincerity. However, I can also get down to "You Saw My Blinker, B****" by the Fresh Prince. I am not closed-minded. I yearn for the ocean. The ocean is far (ocean = far), and family is near (family = near), so I am patient. The ocean will still be there. Did I leave anything out? |
 Dmitri, before molting, while still in middle school.  Dmitri, post-cocoon. |
