1.) Talkin' jibba-jabba: -30 points
2.) Yellow ribbon showing your support in the fight against lymphoma 40 points.
 -- "That cancer may be tough, but it's not as tough as me, Mr. T!" (note: not an actual quote.)
3.) Wearin' T-style chains around yo neck: 10 points.
4.) Beating up Rocky Balboa: 40 points
5.) Blue vest: 40 points
6.) Arriving in the van Mr. T drove in the A-Team: 5000 points.
7.) Throwin' another partygoer helluva far (20 yards or more): 60 points
8.) Chains around yo neck with a cumulative weight greater than four kilograms: 30 points.
9.) Chains around yo neck exceeding yo body weight: 300 points.
10.) Sporting Mr. T-style facial hair: 70 points
11.) Slipping "I pity the fool" into conversation and having it sound natural: 70 points.
12.) Bringing Mr. T: 1 point
13.) Just saying "I pity the fool" for no good reason: -30 (see rule #1)
14.) Bringing the actors that played Murdock and Hannibal to the party: 150 points each.
15.) Sporting a Mr. T-style Mohawk (more like trihawk): 50 points
16.) Sporting a Mr. T-style Mohawk and you're a woman: 10,000 points
17.) Taking a shot of Mohawk Vodka (detroit's favorite): 100 points
18.) Bringing a videotape of a "Mr. T & Friends" cartoon episode to the party: 10 points
19.) Getting the bartenders to play it on the big-screen tv: 400 points
20.) Bringing a copy of a Mr. T comic: 10 points
21.) Dying from alcohol poisoning: -4 points.
22.) Ordering a big foamy glass of milk at the bar, Mr. T-style: 50 points